Archive for February, 2012
I’ve decided to start a new article on here every Monday that revolves around music that I’ve found using my Shazam music tagger. Now, there’s a bunch of music that I hear from random places – chat rooms, Starbucks, radio, commercials, etc., and I always wanted to know what those songs were. Now that I [ READ MORE ]
**PARENTAL ADVISORY – CRUDE LANGUAGE AHEAD AND REFERENCES TO SEAFOOD AHEAD** For one, be quiet. I forgot about Wednesday. Now, If you work at a sushi or seafood restaurant, do me a favor and DON’T PUT ANYTHING FISHY IN THE CHICKEN AND VEGETARIAN OPTIONS ON YOUR MENU! Why in the hell would you bother doing [ READ MORE ]
Why bother doing the math for a 15% tip? I remember reading something in a book recently about a guy in the entertainment business that always tips 20%, which for those of you who aren’t math wizards, is just the total divided by 5. It’s easy, and on top of that, 20% may seem like [ READ MORE ]
(This is based on true events that happened to me today.) So I was on my lunch break, out to play the lottery Hoping that dumb luck could make a millionaire outta me But on my way there, I saw a sight I’m not used to seeing Sitting on the ground with a sign – [ READ MORE ]
Why do people get their own names tattooed on their body? I mean, tattoos are supposed to be an expression of art that you want permanently embossed on yourself to show a sense of individuality. I can understand if you want to get a spouse’s name tattooed on yourself to show your devotion, but in [ READ MORE ]
Today…is not my day. Tonight…is not my night. It’s with this thought I pray That there will be a guiding light. My patience is thin. And my will is weak. My mind dwells on things Of which I’d rather not speak. I feel so alone. So trapped and confused. As if all I [ READ MORE ]
I couldn’t POSSIBLY leave you on the weekend with that downer of a poem, could I? Haha, here’s one I wrote as a tribute to The Sims Social, which is actually a facebook game that my friend Kelly got me into playing a little while ago. I’m way over the game now, but it did [ READ MORE ]
I’ve written a really powerful, emotional ending to “Caught,” but it’s so incredibly dark, and I’m not really all that comfortable with it. I can honestly say that even though it’s met an end, it’s not really the way I would want to portray this whole thing. I’m gonna keep thinking of more stanzas that [ READ MORE ]
Why bother changing the spelling of a typical name? I don’t understand the people that try to make their child unique by changing letters in their name, or coming up with hideous conglomerations of names just so that they stand out. Honestly, it’s not going to make your name any more unique. It’s just going [ READ MORE ]
It doesn’t always have to be poetic to paint a picture. Sometimes it can be pure narrative, but narrative that really rings true to real life. Sometimes, we look past all of life’s little mishaps and simple pleasures, which is why I wrote this article. This was actually how I began to feel when I [ READ MORE ]
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